Cowbot boots, vodka jelly and vynal flooring do not mix.
The image of Bambi on ice was brought to many peoples mind as I staggered around a house party this week.

Grilled Halumi is again one of my favourite things and a perfect accumpliment to vodka fulled dance offs.

Steve Irwin is a legend. The legend that is the Ir.

O J Fish rule and help with a hangover as well as all you can eat pizza and free refils of Sprite.

Dance my pretty, dance!

This weeks disturbing things.

No. 1 - Babies genitalia on nappie adverts.
With the amount of publicity around "child molesters" and paedophiles at the moment I find it increasingly worrying that advertisers choose to show these little mites in all the glory to the fucked up viewing public.
Get a grip.

No. 2 - College lecturers that cry.
I have always been led to belive that to be a teacher was just because you were no good at your chosen subject but to be a lecturer was the height of intelligent cool. However they should not be allowed to make a public disgrace of themselves by breaking down and crying infront of a group of cynical, hate filled students. Hillarity insued.

No. 3 - The death of The Face
Rumour has it that this trusty staple of out corner shop shelves is on its last legs. I however spend a lot of time cusing this mag down and frankly enjoy doing it. Even though I do belive it ran out of steam a long time ago I dont think I would like to see it dissappear for good. That would it be replaced with?

I LOVE HORSES? I think it could be great.

Enjoy and remember... No matter how hard you try you'll never be as short as Bobby Davro.