Elephant was so great last night. I went with Betty but she did not love it nearly as much as I did. It was 100 times better on a big screen and I noticed loads more things that I had the first few times I watched it. As soon as it is avaliable I am going to buy it.

Whilst in the library reading my increasingly dramatic book, I remembered that I had not visited their book sale in ages so after reading my daily recomended dose I wondered over and purchased the following books:

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Understanding The Universe - Stephen Hawkins
A Look at Life in the Eighties.

All are reasy to read childrens books and have the best pictures.
I am going to make t-shirts with Stephen Hawkins on. I am trying to think of great headlines to go with the image.

"at least I am really clever!"

"You can run away but this chair can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds"

"Hookers love me"

"My cock still works"

"I am on first name terms with Mr Stanner"

I need to think of some better ones. If you can think of any please feel free to email me with them.

I am going to have a complete tidy tonight and sort out the contract for Russingham Palace.
I have been quite productive this week and intend to continue with this.
I am still on my diet and hope I can fall into a routine with it soon.

Have fun and remember..life is short and so is Danny De Vito.
RUss.