Today i awoke at 6:30 am and was wide awake, bright and cheery.
I love Mondays. OK, I dont really but I have a ton of work to do and it is my last week of uni this term. I feel the need to end the term on a good grade. The question is how much work do I have to do to get a good grade?

I am going to have a "kick about" in the park after college today an will probably miss Neighbours as usual. After that I shall be drinking excessivly.
I love vodka
best of all the main line spirits
I love vodka
Its my friend.

Not an overly exciting weekend. Did not go to Norway as I got myself far to mashed up to even attend the party or even get home.
Oh well.

After some discusion with The Gypsie Twins I have dicided on a plan of action.
Instead of being nice and trying to be polite about this I am just going to force it to come to me. I usually have a lot more sucess when I make people do things. This is my plan. I have even gone so far as to script it.
Here we go:

Me: YOU ARE COMING OUT FOR A DRINK WITH ME TONIGHT!
Norway: OK.

I think it will go well.

Relationships are not always the most fun. Some can be very confusing and draining.
It's great when you meet someone and you think they are cool and interesting, then you realise they are actuall a bit of a pushover and only listen to opera and Coldplay. Can you imagain anything worse? Maybe if you added The Lighthouse Family to the list?

However bad a relationship is going this is not an excuse to forget that you are a wonderful person and should be credited as such by everyone including yourself. Don't get all depressed and introvered. Buy a new vintage dress, get a new hair do or have a party. Just make sure you are doing it all for you.

Mission of the week...

This week I shall mostly be making sure that my phone is turned on all the time. I am fed up of missing calls. Actually I am not really that fed up but I am a bit annoyed that so many people keep on at me because they can't reach me. I am on the interweb you know. Just send me a message. Also my PA ( known as Colin to his friends) is getting tennis elbow from writting all the messages.

Tonight I am hoping for a beautiful collision with Norway. Wish me luck, actually pray for me. I may work better.

IF anyone is interested I am going to my new friend Dominatrix's party night in Epsom on thursday. It is called Muscle Bitch Disco. It a kind of eighties electro pop explosion. I think it will be the best fun ever. If you would like to come along let me know. I have my phone on now and for the rest of the week.

Have fun and remember... you are what you eat so don't eat shit.