So it really been a long time since I have done this..again.
I have a million things to tell you about.

The plans for my birthday are going well. The party is going to be held at 1 Brett Grave, Epsom on the 29th May. I have themed it "Mexico" and done some proper dirty mexican style posters. I love them.

I have also discovered chavscum.co.uk. This is the best site to check out all the nasty little street rats that think they are so hot right now. Ever seen a Burbury print nissan micra? Well, you can here. It's the best thing ever.

On to the interesting stuff now. Norway.
Regular viewers of my blog will know the background of this situation and understand that I have been working my arse off to get a flight there.
Well, after some hard work and a lot of booze I managed to get norway in bed with me. However it did not put out in the slightest. And i mean nothing. It was one of those times when I just knew I would end up licking teeth so i did not even bother.
Now you know me, when I want something I pull out all the stops to get it, so I the next morning after no sleep ( it turns out that Norway snors like a donkey with breating problems) I woke it up extra early for the chance to try again for some morning lovin. Guess what...no joy. I dont know what I am doing wrong. Really, I have no clue. I am not the subtlist person in bed either. I made it blatantly clear what I wanted but to no avail. It may have been a bit my fault as i did get him really wasted and he kind of passed out. But that is no excuse.
So, not to be put off by this I made sure I got an invite back to the Norway residance the next night. I was a bit of a state by the time I arrived at 12:30 and may have been a little less than entertaining but I managed to stay awake for a few hours. Then, to my surprise I was asked to leave. Well not to leave in so many words but told that I could not sleep in the bed. What the hell am I doing wrong? So I left and went home. Pissed off I went for a bit of a drive. It was about 2:30 am by this time. So i went back to Brett Grave and watched Family Guy ( which Norway had not appreciated the night before) and went to sleep.

In the morning I got a text message saying that Norway had had a great time and was I going out that night. Well, I was so wiped out I bailed out of the party I was supossed to go to with Norway. It was the closing party of The Face. Lame I know but I was a mess. Anywho. Norway asked me to come over after it got home that night but I was back at home in Maidenhead.

So, today is Saturday and I am on my way out in Maidenhead. I have already turned down the invite to go out with Norway and get drunk in Epsom. I am going to play it a bit cooler now.

I just want to do it and get it over with. I think it is so much easier to get to know someone if you have got the dirrty bit over with early on. I am not sure if it is me or Norway but it is a bit of a shit. I really need to get my end away.

I finish college in about a week and then its the May party season. I cant wait.

I hope to see you all soon.

Have fun and remember...if you cant be good be fucking disgusting.