Yet again it has been ages since I last spoke to you all.

Since my last post I have aged a year and been invited to Oslo.

My birthday was actually a bit of a hassel. Good spirited friends used blackmail to make me do things and go places they wanted and all in the name of celebrating my birthday.

So at the last minite I bailed and ran to Epsom without even a goodbye. Needless to say there were some very annoyed people waiting for me.

I have just found out that I passed my last module with an A. Wicked. I think that I rule. Go me.

Its my party this saturday and I cant wait. I think that it should be a blast and I am going to get the fashion girls to help decorate in a Mexican style. I have invited loads of people from Maidenhead and Epsom. I dont think many people will actually turn up but I am going to get very drunk and look like Stephen Mawkins by the end of the night.

Norway updates:
Slept over - nothing happened
Slept over again - nothing happenend again
Went to party and got drunk - traffic cone thrown at me. Left a large red mark on foot for a week
Slept over after party - stuff happened. A bit too drunk. Severe memory loss???
Slept over on birthday - nothing happened.
Morning after birthday - left to sleep when Norway went to work
After party at friends house - walked all the way there. Norway had passed out. Refused to come back to mine
Invited to house bbq with free food and booze - Norway was too tired to come?
Random texts and phone calls later things are rocky.

I an going to go now and check out what is happening in Australian Neigbours. Apparently Todie wakes form his coma. WHen did he go into one?

Have fun and remember...dont live your life like a candle in the wind or you might end up on the wall of a Paris underpass.