Another Monday morning another load of great things that I managed to forget to buy on ebay. Curses!
I had a super fun weekend consisting of the following:
Friday evening I spent playing Mario 64 on my new Nintendo and much fun was had by all.
Saturday was spent shopping with Betty for great party costumes. Betty has the best boots in the world and I have some super sexy new pants. Not for the pary for my own pleaseure and the pleasure of anyone who sees me in them. Also I got a great Dior ring and a Dior belt for Littel Green. Dead bling.
Then on to a party on a converted Monastery. It was a blast. We had to pitch tents because stupid taxi's can never find the house. I got completely hammered and sent stupid drunken texts again. Bad Russ.
I sang La Isla Bonita to every song anyone played on the guitar and did my world famous version of 9 to 5 where I play one cord and not even a recognisable one. I loved it.
After 4 hours sleep I awoke to find a glorious day and that I was still drunk. I then went back to sleep on a tennis court. It was actually very comfortable.
Then on to the car boot. This week I went way overboard and bought loads and loads of stuff. My bargains included:
A b&w television for 10p.
Feet shaped fug rugs - 40p.
Wood look self adesive vinal - 50p.
Spinal Tap video - 50p.
Suede biker jacket with tastles - 20p.
Two new hand knitted jumpers with a horse motife and skiers - £2.
Yatzee and word fridge magnets - 80p.
And loads more but I cant remember at this second.
I had a blast but needed help getting it all back to my car.

I have a really busy week ahead of me.
Wednesday: drinks with Little Green for her birthday.
Thursday: Cashpoint - Garden Party theme - with Jon B and N.
Friday: costume party in Marlow for Little Green.
Saturday: White Trash Party in Wigan for Muscle Bitch.
Sunday: Back from Wigan and sleep unitl Monday.
I am really excited but before all that starts I have to sort my room out for when Little Lord Fontleroy comes to stay and get more things ready for Russingham Palace and continue work on college project.
Have fun and remember…punch at partys that is in a ten gall on bucket if always lethal.
Russ.