This morning I feel like a turd. I am sure I ended up looking like Stephen Hawkins last night. I forgot my golden rule. Never drink tequila ten minutes befor you go home on a school night. I blame Avril, because she bought me and Betty a shot each however I took it upon myself to drink them both at the bar.

I am sure I am going to be sick any minuite and I nearly pooed my pants earlier when I did a fart. I am so wrong this morning.

Today I am wearing my "Czech me out" t-shirt but really it is saying "Check me out I'm a state, look at the mess I'm in". My eyes are such a mess I had to enlist the use of some touche eclet to make me look at bit alive.

I think I am going to go now because I cant really think.

Have fun and remember…only God and I are perfect.

Russ.