Monday morning and I am still tired.
I have had a great weekend and don’t want to be here now.

Friday night was Little Greens party. I had a complete blast. I went as David Lee Roth (Van Halen) in my leather look trousers and tastled suede jacket. I looked the bomb.
The function room was so hot that I very quickly took off my tshirt and just had the jacket on. I looked so rock.
A couple of hours into the party "someone" fucked one of the amps by spilling a drink on it. Then we got kicked out of the room and had to all go down into the actual pub downstairs.
By this time I had split the seat of my trousers and was flashing my gusset to everyone. I went into the garden to mingle and I was talking to two of my friends when they decided to rip my trousersdown the inside seams with their teeth. At the time I thought this was really funny and way more comfortable as I now had some air flow to my legs and I had stopped sweating like a bitch. In my head I though I looked like Christina but in reality I looked like a tit in a ripped up skirt. What a mess!
At one point I was standing on a table in front of Betty's botfriend and his hotty of a friend, straddling a bottle and lap dancing it. I was the one who was supposed to behaving and making sure no one embarrassed or humilitated Betty in front of her BF. I did not succeed. Ooops. They loved it really.
I managed to get quite pissed and be a bit of a tard but I loved it so much. After the pub closed we all went off to the after party in my friends house. By this time I was a bit more of a mess and had taken my shirt and jacket off and had put on a black Cher wig. In my head I looked like Alice Cooper but I am sure I didn't. I made my friend take photos of me and I am not sure I want to see them now.
Altogether I had a great night.

Saturday and I went to Epsom to meet up with Little Lord Fontleroy in the afternoon. We planned to stay in the new house and play nintendo and get wasted. Around 7pm we though it would be a great idea to go to buy furnature in Ikea. Now Ikea is in Croyden just down the road. However three hours later we were still not there, it had closed and we had been going the wrong way on the M25 for 10 miles. What a mini adventure.
We got back and had pizza then Disco, Sexy and Paulie arrived to see the amazing Russingham Palace. They were all so impressed and loved it so much. By this time LLF and I had managed to make my room look like a squat. But who cares? Buy the end of the night LLF, Disco and I had been playing Piolet Wings and Street Fighter for hours and hours. I passed out whilst they were still playing and woke up at 8:00am because I forgot to turn my phone off. Ooops. So then I watched This Is Spinal Tap, which I have been watching for great style tips.

After trying to find a carbootie in Epsom LLF and I went separate ways and I came back to Maidenhead. I picked up G and N and went off the the giant Taplow carbootie. I loved it and got loads of things for my N64 as well as some Paul Daniels magic tricks that I know I will never learn.

Then we went to play football with DJ B and his crew. This was such a laugh as we could not even be bother and drank and smoked our way through it. The best thing is that G, N and I won. Ha ha, stupid boys for underestimateing our Alpha Maleness.

Then I went home and passed out. Now we are here.

Have fun and remember to …get into the grove, boy you have to prove your love to me.
Russ.