It's Friday and the beginning of the end of the working week. Thank the Lord.

I am currently so tired its not even funny. I was asleep by 10:30pm and I am still tired. I really think I am getting old.

Tonight. Betty has persuaded me to go to a gig that her boyfriend is playing in London. I am going to have to get all gussied up and be the great friend.

My new book is so much fun I am loving it, however it is making me want to get laid. Maybe tomorrow it will happen but I doubt it.

I paid for my Michael Bolton t-shirt yesterday so hopefully it will be in the post today. I am overly excited about this. I know it is going to be the biggest thing in the world when it does arrive. I think I am going to cut the arms off and wear it like a huge eighties vest. I will look so great.

Due to my hangover yesteday I had a refeed day. I did so well on that apect. I had a slimmer sounp in the morning, 2 big Macs, large fries and a strawberry milkshake for lunch and a reasonable size chinese take-away for dinner followed buy 2 dairy milk mini bars and a bowl of cereal. Even though I ate all this I am feeling a bit thin this morning. I am back on the diet now and forever.

Bigbird and G have had a row and now Bigbird has backed out of G's birthday bash on Saturday. I think this is just really rude. I hate it so much when people abandon you on your birthday. I think the entire argument was so petty and stupid. Oh well we will all have such a great time anyway she will be the one who misses out. I think Bigbird is cutting her nose off to spite her face.

I am going to do some work now.

Have fun adn remember…it's not illegal to be late but it is illegal to speed.

Russ.