Well, to day is the second day of being back at the amazing 3.
Although I was early this morning I am completely under dressed in shorts and a t, reek of booze and have not had time to brush my teeth. Oh the life of a temp.

Last night I went to Betty's after work and we made tacos and drank red wine followed by a big bottle of vodka. I had a blast we drank, watched the utterly rubbish final of Celebrity Love Island, played scrabble (which I won by a single point) then watch Brittany Spears first and only movie so far Cross roads finished off with the amazimg Valley of the dolls. Altogether a great night.

I made a great list of things I wanted to talk about here, last night and obviously I have completely forgotten to pick it up. I am rubbish already.
I will try and remember some of the great things I wanted to discuss with you.

Firstly, dating.
Now I have been on dates with Betty and Alabama who are currently living together and they were both very memorable.
Betty was first and strangly our first date was her first date of all time. I dont recall knowing this at the time but I tried my best for it to be spectacular and the best date ever.
With this in mind we went to the cinema to watch Wes Craven's New Nightmare. An absolute classic of a film with an oscar winning storyline and amazing charector portrayal by Robert England as Freddy Kruger. The highlicht of the film comes in the final act when Freddy attacks the helpless heroin with his giant, elongated tounge. Perfection.
My first date with Alabama was in many ways similar. She super wanted to go and see Titanic and so her Mother gave me some money and off we went. Bizzar or what? It is a tiny bit better the fact that at the time I was working for her but still having to pay a boy to take you on a date is embarassing to say the least.
Now I knew that I was not going to like Titanic the moment I saw a preview, this mushy stuff really does not do it for me in the slightest and love on a boat was just going to grate on me like a hair coat.
I was unmoved by the film and wanted more death and carnage but what did I expect, really!
The amusing thing is that last night Alabama told me that during the film she though to herself "Who would I rather be sitting next to right now Russell or Leo DeCapri Sun?" and the anwser was "Russell". Brilliant. At least Im not no popsicle sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Anyway what was Fatty McWinslet doing? If she was a few pounds lighter then Leo would have filled on that raft thing with her and then he would not have died. See there is a reason to not be a fat arsed bitch.
So that was the date.
Although these date a linked in many ways the best and most showing I feel is that I watched both films in the same screen in the cinema. With Betty we sat in the back row and with Alabama we sat in the front row. How amusing and telling.

Even though I have a million other things I want to talk about now I am in the swing of things I dont want to bore you all with a ridiculously long blog.
So I will just mention one more thing.

Last night at Betty's I found an old used Quicksilver paper bag containing a multitude of half used make-up. Now this was not her provisions for a day at work but a gift lovingly given to her by a dear friend. It turns out that it had belonged to his sister and mother and they didn't want the items anymore. Can you even believe it? Third had make up as a birthday present. Its not even like Betty is a waste not want not type of girl, except with booze she is a complete Clinique queen with the entire range adorning her bathroom. It just does not even scan in my head how a friend of over a decade can think that worn out avon lipstick and greening silvereek necklaces are an acceptable present. The mind boggles but I had the best laugh in ages about the entire thing. It hurt my stomach and I got hick ups. Brilliant.

Well thats deffinately enough for now so...

Have fun and remember...fags can be so mean.
Love
RUss.