I love lap dancers.
Best of all the animals
I love Lap dances
They're my friends.

Especially the ones that have just got themselfs new boobs and you can still see the scars.

Party like its 1999...again.

Today is National Party Day.

It sucks that you can only go to one at a time.
I need a strawberry milkshake from Ed's and 3 Advil.

THink nice thoughts.

I feel like I am walking around in a huge jelly. Possiably a rabbit shaped one.
Everything is all fuzzy.

I feel like shit.

Unfortunately I can not go to the ball because I have to attend the party of a good friend of mine.
It should be a riot. Hopefully.

I think I am loosing my voice.
Also I think I may have the loosest of dates ever tonight. I am really not sure though.

Art Neavaux is actually soft porn.

SHould we crash the ball of the daughter of Rick Wakeman?

Dicisions are the worst.

I think I will wear my cowboy boots.

Money makes the world go round.

If there was no money, would the Earth stop spinning and fall out of orbit?
Question!

Found love maybe
Time to think
Stay or run far.

Valentines day. And?

Love cheats are the worst.
Why do I always get stuck between a weak man and all his floozies?

I get scared to sleep in a room on my own. Honest.

Tell me everything you know about Norwegians.

In Epson @ college watching a free dvd that came with Loaded magazine.

What has become of the British education system.

Monday mornig again.
Fuck its cold.

Hope to get really pissed tonight and not have to listen to Ace of Base!

I am tired and slightly hungover.

I went out last night and drank far too much.
Somehow I have lost my trousers!

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

I love horses they're my friends.

Hello,
I am so tired I can hardly keep my eyes open. I have been hard at it all week and the thought that Petre Andre will have a number one single when he returns from the Australia is nearly pushing me over the edge.

I need to sleep but sleep deprevention is my new favourite thing. There are 24 useable hours in the day and I am trying to use them all.