Yet again it has been ages since I last spoke to you all.

Since my last post I have aged a year and been invited to Oslo.

My birthday was actually a bit of a hassel. Good spirited friends used blackmail to make me do things and go places they wanted and all in the name of celebrating my birthday.

So at the last minite I bailed and ran to Epsom without even a goodbye. Needless to say there were some very annoyed people waiting for me.

I have just found out that I passed my last module with an A. Wicked. I think that I rule. Go me.

Its my party this saturday and I cant wait. I think that it should be a blast and I am going to get the fashion girls to help decorate in a Mexican style. I have invited loads of people from Maidenhead and Epsom. I dont think many people will actually turn up but I am going to get very drunk and look like Stephen Mawkins by the end of the night.

Norway updates:
Slept over - nothing happened
Slept over again - nothing happenend again
Went to party and got drunk - traffic cone thrown at me. Left a large red mark on foot for a week
Slept over after party - stuff happened. A bit too drunk. Severe memory loss???
Slept over on birthday - nothing happened.
Morning after birthday - left to sleep when Norway went to work
After party at friends house - walked all the way there. Norway had passed out. Refused to come back to mine
Invited to house bbq with free food and booze - Norway was too tired to come?
Random texts and phone calls later things are rocky.

I an going to go now and check out what is happening in Australian Neigbours. Apparently Todie wakes form his coma. WHen did he go into one?

Have fun and remember...dont live your life like a candle in the wind or you might end up on the wall of a Paris underpass.

Good morning, good morning, its great to stay up late good morning, good morning to you.

Hello, I had a blast last night. I went to the fashion girls house and watched Zoolander. They loved it and they even fed me. It was brilliant.
After that I went to Norway and had a blast. THing are all good on that front now and I am enjoying myself.

Its Friday and i want to go out tonight but i am so poor its not even funnny. I am going to go home quite soon and try and get some work done there. I do have a load of stuff to do but I think i can get it all done by Monday morning. I am really pleased because I dont have to present my work to anyone. I just have to display it. I think this willbe fun. I am going to go a bit mental and bring in loads of items to make the display look a bit crazy.

My student loan ran out last week and I have no maoney at all. This is a slight problem as i have to tell my parents i need more money. They will not be very happy about this as they thought i would have loads to see me to the end of term. Ooops.

I am a bit bored now so I am going to go.

Have fun and remember... Try everything once and if you cant remember it do it again, unless it was memery loss.

Hello Moto...Well that is the worst series of adverts in the world ever and why did it become an urban saying?

Well, things are going well with Norway.
Last night I went round and we watched some tele and talked. It was fun.

Top 5 films by Norway:
1- Dancer In The Dark
2- 200 Cigerettes
3 - Clueless
4 - House Of The Spirits
5 - Some Norweigian film I had never heard of.

Now you know me, and I was really quite impressed with the selection.
Norway was not as impressed with my selectionof:
Girls just wanna have fun
You cant stop the music
Timecode
Fight Club/The Game
Aliens

Well I really could not remember what was on my list and I did not have it on me.
BUt anyway I did not stay over this time. Not because I was not invited but because I was. Norway asked me to stay and I declined and went back to Brett Grave.
Also last night I went to the pub for Bingo. I have the best time and I did not even have one alcoholic beverage. I surprise myself sometimes.

This morning I had "Up the sitter, never forgitter" writtern on the arse of my jeans. Its all good though because I know someone else woke up with "Up 4 Rent" and someone else with "Anal Brard". Oh the fun have at bingo.

I have a deadline on Monday and a ton of work to do. I think it will have to work all weekend to get it finished. I love what i am doing though so it does not even bother me.

Have fun and remember...wash your cock before you put it in someones mouth. Its just polite.

So it really been a long time since I have done this..again.
I have a million things to tell you about.

The plans for my birthday are going well. The party is going to be held at 1 Brett Grave, Epsom on the 29th May. I have themed it "Mexico" and done some proper dirty mexican style posters. I love them.

I have also discovered chavscum.co.uk. This is the best site to check out all the nasty little street rats that think they are so hot right now. Ever seen a Burbury print nissan micra? Well, you can here. It's the best thing ever.

On to the interesting stuff now. Norway.
Regular viewers of my blog will know the background of this situation and understand that I have been working my arse off to get a flight there.
Well, after some hard work and a lot of booze I managed to get norway in bed with me. However it did not put out in the slightest. And i mean nothing. It was one of those times when I just knew I would end up licking teeth so i did not even bother.
Now you know me, when I want something I pull out all the stops to get it, so I the next morning after no sleep ( it turns out that Norway snors like a donkey with breating problems) I woke it up extra early for the chance to try again for some morning lovin. Guess what...no joy. I dont know what I am doing wrong. Really, I have no clue. I am not the subtlist person in bed either. I made it blatantly clear what I wanted but to no avail. It may have been a bit my fault as i did get him really wasted and he kind of passed out. But that is no excuse.
So, not to be put off by this I made sure I got an invite back to the Norway residance the next night. I was a bit of a state by the time I arrived at 12:30 and may have been a little less than entertaining but I managed to stay awake for a few hours. Then, to my surprise I was asked to leave. Well not to leave in so many words but told that I could not sleep in the bed. What the hell am I doing wrong? So I left and went home. Pissed off I went for a bit of a drive. It was about 2:30 am by this time. So i went back to Brett Grave and watched Family Guy ( which Norway had not appreciated the night before) and went to sleep.

In the morning I got a text message saying that Norway had had a great time and was I going out that night. Well, I was so wiped out I bailed out of the party I was supossed to go to with Norway. It was the closing party of The Face. Lame I know but I was a mess. Anywho. Norway asked me to come over after it got home that night but I was back at home in Maidenhead.

So, today is Saturday and I am on my way out in Maidenhead. I have already turned down the invite to go out with Norway and get drunk in Epsom. I am going to play it a bit cooler now.

I just want to do it and get it over with. I think it is so much easier to get to know someone if you have got the dirrty bit over with early on. I am not sure if it is me or Norway but it is a bit of a shit. I really need to get my end away.

I finish college in about a week and then its the May party season. I cant wait.

I hope to see you all soon.

Have fun and remember...if you cant be good be fucking disgusting.